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a place ruled by the ImMaTurIshPeoPle(.)who are loyal gardeners.

1)backstabber is a type of people that the gardeners hate
2)Snails are generally good creatures, since they losen the soil.
3)you have to niao so that the flower smell good(鸟语花香)
4)we have a tool man, who has chopper, knief, scissors, sickle and anything that goes D-A-O.
5)we have a snail, who constantly crawl around to help lossen the soil.
6)we have a pig, who lives in the barn and is a good friend of the snail.
7)we have a soyabean plantation, which produce quality soya beans for export.
8)we have a fungi yard, which grows mushroom for export purpose.
9)we have a florist, who takes charge of the flowerbeds in the garden.
10)we have a another florist, who also take charge of the flowerbeds in the garden.
11)we have a son in the garden too, he is loved by everyone in the garden,expecially the florists
12)we have a boss(老大)， who is the overall-in-charge.
13)we have a salesman, who helps in publicity.

now noe more abt DAO

let me have a very formal introduction on
me
sk
dao
n toolsman

ME
i m the head of DAO
dao always organization
an affilated organization of botanic garden

SK
it is an unit or an affilated organization of DAO
i m oso the head of SK
aka SK King
someone has to be the assistant head of SK
aka SK Warrior
everyone who has two eyes one nose one mouth two hand two legs are been automatically placed as the members of SK
but they aka no SK
they called DAOist

SK unit has a very systematic rules
#1 SK King's words are final
#2 SK King does the toughest sk, and thats the end of SK King's job
#3 In the absence of SK King, SK Warrior words are final and has to does what SK King does
#4 In the presence of SK King, SK Warrior does practically every sk SK King does not think is the toughest of all
#5 In any part of time, SK Warrior has to do sks and they have to be more than the sks done by all DAOist
#6 All SK Warrior's sks have to use at least 10% of his brain cells
#7 DAOists are entitled and enforced by SK King to do sks that are not mentioned above
#8 If the total amount of sks DAOists are doing are less than SK Warrior, SK King and/or SK Warrior has the power to give them more sks, provided that the sks use lesser than 10% of their brain cells
#9 DAOists' sks have to be completed 100%
#10 Those who caught by SK King not following #3-#10 should be either K-ed by SK King, aka SKK, or entitled and enforced by SK King to do twice sks that they are not entitled to do normally, or both

with these 10 DAO(SK) rules
this system then can go on
or else SK is screwed

DAO
in DAO
there are DAO lama, which is SK King
DAO lamb, which is SK Warrior
DAOist, as usual
the powers are around the same as SK unit
but what every does are different

DAO lama has to do only one job
DAO
DAO lamb has to do only two jobs
get DAO by DAO lama and DAO DAOists
DAOists have to do only two jobs
get DAO by DAO lama and get even worse DAO by DAO lamb
if DAO lamb or DAOists are caught by DAO lama not doing their job
they have to abide to #10 of 10 DAO(SK) rules

so how to DAO
let me explain toolsman first

TOOLSMAN
sadly me again
cum SK King cum DAO lama
toolsman controls the DAO system
under DAO system
DAO lama can choose one of the ten things to DAO:
#1 sharpening daos
#2 sharpening beaks of birds
#3 testing the sharpness of daos
#4 play violin on the wrist with daos
#5 sweeping the floor
#6 cleaning up the toilet
#7 doing irritating stuff that is hindering him
#8 doing random stuffs with daos
#9 moving light objects
#10 moving heavy objects

thats the end to the very the formal the introduction on
me
sk
dao
toolsman
n so now that u noe for the botanical garden to function well
we need these 4 elements

n now the advertisment
recruting SK Warrior cum DAO lamb
pre-requistic:
has a brain
has characteristics of dog
has characteristics of lamb
has strong armors
know who to fight with
rewards:
interesting sks
high salary
increasing IQ

if nobody want to volunteer to be SK warrior cum DAO lamb
then i would have to press my random button on calculator
if number 0-0.2 --HY
0.2-0.4 -- MQ
0.4-0.6 -- XR
0.6-0.8 -- TJ
0.8-1 -- CJ

so to prevent any disputes
VOLUNTEER YOURSELF N WIN ATTRACTIVE MYSTERY PRIZES

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